• me: [watches five hour-long episodes of a tv show in a row]
  • friend: [sends me a link to an eight minute youtube video]
  • me: what the fuck i dont have time for this

whiteboywaves:

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

(via idontevenwantanurl)

  • me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus